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[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Court sentences the doctor to death?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

The criminal was pregnant, the cops bullet endangered the pregnancy, the doctor had to abort the pregnancy, so the doctor was charged with assisting a abortion. Some states have some crazy laws.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I thought that was gonna be a set up to "The doctor says I can't operate on this boy, he's my son" etc.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Next time he'll know better. Oh wait...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I thought it was that they charged the criminal with death, so the doctor was mad that they undid his work, so to speak

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Police officer shoots and kills an innocent man.

Doctor charges his family $10,000 to give the body an ambulance ride to the morgue.

Court puts the officer on paid leave for six months.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cops shoot suspects and innocent people, not convicted criminals, typically.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Yeah but even a broken clock and whatnot.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What if the court sentences the police guy?

[–] catsarebadpeople 4 points 3 months ago

🤣😂😅😭