Banana for scale, not included.
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Has the banana already been used
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Yes, sorry, the banana has been consumed.
consumed? No, I was thinking of something else
I'm sorry, I'm not quite sure what you mean. Could you explain in very fine detail what you wish to ask?
Used to fight off large hoards of dragons trying to steal your cookie
Oh yes, that makes sense!
No, the banana was never used for such a purpose. The dragons in my area are allergic to chocolate.
What brand of cookie is it?
Homemade!
How old is it?
Fresh out of the oven!
Why are you selling it?
Look at how big it is! Do you really expect me to eat it all on my own?
Is there anything wrong with it? Does it taste alright?
Best big cookie I've ever made!
I found it cheaper somewhere else.
...but is it as good?
Was is made by a grandma?
It was made by me, and I'm reasonably certain I'm not a grandma!
✋ $25
Hello, is this lactose-free?
Presumably not as it does contain butter, though that is the only dairy product used.
Are those Milk Chocolate chips?
No, they are semisweet, for the discerning cookie enjoyer.
That’s a second dairy product! I’m reporting this for false advertising!
I'll have you know that I'm looking at the ingredients list on my bag of semisweet chocolate chips right now, and it only says it may contain traces of milk! I may just counterreport you for misinformation & defamation...
...unless of course you place a large bid, then I may forget this all happened...
841,850﷼!
reported for using animal parts
I'm pretty sure butter is an animal product and not an animal part, but I'm willing to be proven wrong if you can.
It's the same thing as chicken eggs. It's a product, but also has baby cows in it.
Dear me, I had no idea butter had microscopic baby cows in it! I'm an occasional baker, not a cowologist!
I hope you can find it in your heart & left kidney to forgive me...
Ship to Australia?
Only if delivered by magpie
damn, a perfect cookie and banana🤌
Legit, how would you ship a cookie that big and ensure it's still in one piece and edible?
Food grade bubble wrap!