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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] vale 24 points 4 months ago (4 children)

oh no it's not the diet. it's the fact that I've been on my phone for an hour

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Probably because your Internet speed is good due to fiber.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Why be on your phone while you could be on a PC?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Me watching 2-hour long iceberg videos about games I've never played:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Excellent way to get hemorrhoids and/or blood clots

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Too little fribre, bad poo, also too much fibree, also bad poo. Thicc or thin, bad poo.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

When you are on the clock but the boss never checks up on you

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I was driving to my partner’s house like 12 years ago and l drove past “(something) COCKTAIL LOUNGE” and “TAIL” was burnt out… I tried to get a picture but I was driving so it was all blurry and now nobody would ever believe me.

Or maybe they cold turn the “tail” off at will when it’s gay-bar-mode.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's a photo worth pulling over for. Either your partner understands, or they're not the one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Oh my partner believe me, but I feel is too far fetched to tell like.. at a party.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Relevant user instance.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago