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The best athlete sponsorship (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by kersploosh to c/[email protected]

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Link to the source: https://x.com/slothanova/status/1818681698667667720

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Do want

Also the lady seems alright, I guess

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Must be strong; a wheel of cheese weighs 75 pounds.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

They make fake ones that are plastic and hollow. I love parm.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I hope those two sentences aren't directly related.....

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That is a wheel of lies!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Suddenly my life feels less knowing I haven't hugged wheels of cheese.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

♪ I hanker for a hunk-a, a slab a side, a chunk-a...I hanker for a hunk of cheese.

When your ten gallon hat is feeling five gallons flat, or anytime you're weak in the knees. ♪

I've got to say, big cheese has a slightly better mascot these days.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Eat DOUBLE GLOUCESTER!

The true cheese of sporting champions.

None of this namby-pamby Olympic bollocks! No balancing on a plank for you. Just running down a big hill and getting quite badly injured, like a REAL man!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtvG9XDtjv4

^This^ ^post^ ^brought^ ^to^ ^you^ ^by^ ^the^ ^Gloucester^ ^Association^ ^of^ ^Cheese^ ^Growers.^

[–] captain_aggravated 5 points 3 months ago

Small woman with a big cheese.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (6 children)

I am not going to want to start eating more parm because of her, why do companies bother with these kinds of investments?

Like if parm cheese would do something for animal advocacy, like in humane treatment, then I’d like them more.

That said, woooow. I love athletic women 💗

[–] captain_aggravated 3 points 3 months ago

I mean marketing these days is mostly just shouting brand names at you so that when you arrive at the aisle of 44 differently labeled permutations of the same 3 products made by the same 3 companies you'll make a decision based on "I've heard of this brand before."