You're keeping it this time?
this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2023
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Have you told him it's mine?
When's the funeral?
βSo, whoβs the father again?β
"So who's the father this time?"
Did the abortion fail?
Everyone here a potential father too?
Hey guys, I'm pregnant too.
Sure it is yours?
Yes.
My mom found her at an abandoned building known for being a spot where people dumps cats. It is full of strays.
A baby? In this economy?
Are you keeping it?
"So, are you planning to circumcize?"
I'm a registered sex offender
That'd do the job, I reckon
I'm required by law to inform you...
You're under arrest for child abuse
For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
"Too bad your boyfriend couldn't come."
Wasn't that labor ward responsible for mixing babies some time ago?
Sorry, I don't follow the rules. wild card
You tested positive for Trisomy 13
Roasted or boiled this time?
Oh itβs not that kind of shower?
Parent shall let kid choose gender
- No
- one
- cares
- about
- your
- baby