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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

The best at keeping secrets

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Not giving a single F about anything.

I wish I could return to the state I was during pre birth. I have been given a small time frame of giving f's though until I will return to that state I desire to be in.

In about 50 years if nothing out of my control wipes me out I will return to being non existent.

Thinking about this makes me wonder, I havent given a single f since the big bang and now I am thrown on to a globe and a large handful of people passively forcing me to do. I have to be. I never had the option to not be. Lets see where this goes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Giving no fucks is the natural state of the universe. One of the human superpowers is we give the most fucks, or we can give fucks about a lot of people, though even hundreds is stretching that limit.

It's one of the things we need to get over is that whether we as a species live or die, colonize the stars or go extinct in a century or less, not only will the universe not notice, but it won't care. It's up to us to care or not.

That said, we humans are cruel bastards, so yes, I appreciate the impetus to minimize the fucks you give.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

You want to be the best at not giving a fuck? Pssshhhh!!!! Fat chance! I'm already the world leader in that....

takes a shit on your infant child

Eh....

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Paying off people's mortgages in full.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Being internally happy and content.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I already am the best at something, but if I tell you, somebody would know...

[–] ogmios 1 points 3 months ago

nobody could know

Nice try...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Picking lotto numbers.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Masturbating.

[–] Kimdracula 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If no one knows you're the best, that includes your partners. They'll just walk away thinking you're average.

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[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 months ago

Shitting the stinkiest shit in the world..

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