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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Y'know what. Not even jail. Straight to hell. Straight to the bottom of the deepest prison in hell.

[–] Reverendender 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] ironhydroxide 9 points 5 months ago

Only thing I see wrong is they didn't toast/roast it before filling.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Temperature is a critical factor in the make or break of this dish.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (5 children)

What's in the mug?

Do I even want to know?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'm not sure what it'd be, but I'm certain there's a drink you could make that'd be great with a salty meaty taste. As weird as this all is, I'm not that against it. It seems wasteful, because who's eating all that bologna, but the flavors could work if you do things properly.

[–] ItsGhost 3 points 4 months ago

Yes, it’s called Bovril as it’s basically that already

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

They forgot the hot dog straw to drink it with.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

It could probably be halfway decent for a Bloody Mary. Though I’m sure what all the accoutrements are. Looks like a pickle (good), green bean (odd, unless it’s also pickled), and potato slices (???).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It's a protein slurry cocktail using a cheese whiz base.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

hot dog water

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

A Caesar in there may not be bad actually.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

“Barely” is a LOT more than I would touch that abomination.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I 🤮 my mouth a little bit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I'm fine with this lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I mean, fill it with mashed potatoes, add tatar sauce and It's perfect.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Hmmmm bologna

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Bologna alone is a crime