Y'know what. Not even jail. Straight to hell. Straight to the bottom of the deepest prison in hell.
Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition
Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.
Right now, here’s the rules:
- Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
- It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
- No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.
How to tag:
To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz
or foo bar baz [Meta]
would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz
Here are the current tags:
- Edited - The image was manipulated with editing software.
- OC - You made this cursed food yourself!
- Meta - Relating to the community itself.
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(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)
I see nothing wrong here
Only thing I see wrong is they didn't toast/roast it before filling.
Temperature is a critical factor in the make or break of this dish.
What's in the mug?
Do I even want to know?
I'm not sure what it'd be, but I'm certain there's a drink you could make that'd be great with a salty meaty taste. As weird as this all is, I'm not that against it. It seems wasteful, because who's eating all that bologna, but the flavors could work if you do things properly.
They forgot the hot dog straw to drink it with.
It could probably be halfway decent for a Bloody Mary. Though I’m sure what all the accoutrements are. Looks like a pickle (good), green bean (odd, unless it’s also pickled), and potato slices (???).
It's a protein slurry cocktail using a cheese whiz base.
hot dog water
A Caesar in there may not be bad actually.
No.
“Barely” is a LOT more than I would touch that abomination.
I 🤮 my mouth a little bit.
I'm fine with this lol
I mean, fill it with mashed potatoes, add tatar sauce and It's perfect.
Hmmmm bologna
Bologna alone is a crime