this post was submitted on 22 Jul 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

My wife: 1+2=3

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

What were you playing?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Option 1. Most human experiences are just the same thing over and over again in a different wrapper. I got no problem picking up other hobbies. I just dont want a junkie or a drunk.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Option number 2 is the redtext but a dude.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Never stick your dick in crazy.

Ever.

If a friend tries, you stop them. It never ends well.

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