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I'm not explaining this one to the kids. Someone else can.

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[–] Domille 6 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Why y'all hating on NYC salsa? Must be a reference I don't get.

Also, fuck Musk.

[–] Socsa 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No you don't understand, they cannot mix tomatoes salt and peppers together in the northeast.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

...well see, there's your tell already: the primary ingredient in real salsa is peppers, not tomatoes...

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That picture has to be doctored because he is out of shape and fat

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Eh, a really good photographer can fix that

With editing tools

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

That is the newest looking hat I've seen since one time when I bought a brand new hat. Seriously, mine looked more beat up than that within a month, tops. Also mine wasn't the cowboy hat (or fedora). Honestly I can't remember what kind of hat it was it was like 15 years ago at the very least.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He doesn't look goofier than anyone else that dresses up like a cowboy that isn't actively doing rodeo/ranching on horseback.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I hate to tell you this- they all look goofy if they aren't actually doing cowboy stuff.

Do you think someone walking around in a firefighter outfit for fashion reasons wouldn't look ridiculous?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

In all fairness, unless you're getting your salsa from the taco kiosk in the gas station, most salsa in Texas tastes like it was made in New York City.

(Or if you live in El Paso, but I've never really seen that as part of Texas. It's its own place)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago
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