this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago

Anon missed a chance to get the cookie hooked on drugs and force it to perform while paying it with a bag each night.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

I'd say he had some cookies for himself, and it sounds a bit like those cookies had some interesting ... herbal ... ingredients.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

I want my 53 seconds back

[–] agamemnonymous 18 points 5 months ago

What a strangely obtuse way to refer to Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.

[–] Kelebogile 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

i need the thing he is smoking

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This is bat country!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Dunt-dunt-du~n.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Man, if someone can't shoot Trump, could they at least shoot her? Idk if there's a single person running who is more vile than Kari Lake. I fucking hated her as a news anchor, I hate her as a Trump brown-noser even more.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Anon is mental

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can oysters live in a lake?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Mussels can

[–] NuWuX 11 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Well that's very un professional from Anon to open his inventory and bring it into the cabin.