Til your boss finds out and says something about insurance blah blah you cant have the dog anymore
this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2024
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Get fired by dog hating boss
Start new delivery business that let's workers bring pets along
Become extremely popular, very satisfied employees
Become super rich, spend all day with my puppy
Thanks puppy
Still drive a couple of deliveries a day so puppy can enjoy the ride
Just let the puppy drive, get 2 birds stoned at once
I tell people that if they're lonely, a dog is a friend who loves you and you can go get one for just a few hundred dollars (or for free if you're willing to adopt an older dog).