this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2024
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[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Wet is water.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Would someone generously explain so that I may partake in the funny?

[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The first 3 images are foods the author believes are dipped in batter. The last image is of U.K. Prime Minister Rishi Sunak, whose party lost quite heavily in the recent elections.

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's former U.K. Prime Minister Rishi Sunak

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Thanks! I didn't know if he was officially out yet.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

We don't do the job title election thing here. I haven't looked at the mechanics since school, but I think he's no longer pm once the parliament is dissolved for the election and even if he won technically wouldn't be again until the new lot are sworn in by the king.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

All over but the shouting.

[โ€“] threelonmusketeers 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How are you different from a mebibyte?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I'm the same, you're correct.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Someone thinks you have to batter churros when they're really more of a fried dough.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

They're basically long funnel cake.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Images 2 (onion rings), and 3 (fish) are of battered food (though #1 seems to be churros which aren't battered).

Image 4 shows the grotesque Lego minifig Rishi Sunak who was, until today, the UK prime minister. In the UK to be battered also means to be beaten beyond mercy.

Rishi Sunak was beaten without mercy in the UK General Election. Ha-hah!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Stop battering wings! The skin is all you need!

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Ah, my mistake, they do kinda look like flats at a glance

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just gonna throw Nashville Hot Chicken in here.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

You make it a thigh or a drumstick and Iโ€™m in