American breakfast is the same as English breakfast except we don't have beans or blood sausage. The beans are replaced with fruit, the blood sausage is replaced with regular sausage, and the gun is just a centerpiece, not actually part of the meal.
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Wtf is BREAD doing there?! You don’t have VEGETABLES at BREAKFAST this is AMERICA
Needs pancakes instead of toast, and the egg.. just no.
Goes on the side of the dominant hand.
Never occurred to me that I've never shot any firearm left handed. Wouldn't start with a pistol but I kinda wanna try it now with a rifle lol.
If I shoot anything like I throw left handed tho my curiosity will prolly kill the neighbors cat. Unless it is more than 3ft away, then it's completely safe lol.
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This must be a diet meal. I usually have a few sides of magazines for the gun course.
I was always taught that the breakfast gun goes on the right and points to the right, unless you're left handed
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As an alternative: when the table is set with Bowie Knife and gun, the gun goes to the left.
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Is this not a fatal amount of bacon?
It depends on your timetable. Right after it's consumed? Of course not, we're American. Does it shorten our lifespan significantly to the point of heart attacks in your mid to late 40s? Absolutely.
Only for weak euro-arteries.
My arteries are so strong that you could shoot me with the breakfast gun and I wouldn't spring a leak.
I've seen people eat pop tarts and bacon
With a Swiss gun 😁. And matching my mug.
Remember to unload and clean your breakfast gun. Put it away, and then get your lunch gun.
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Can't be an American breakfast; that's not a 1911.
TWO WORLD WARS!!1!
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The most American thing I have ever seen
If you took away the majority of the bacon this would be a really good breakfast 👍🏽
~~If you took away the majority of the bacon~~ this would be a really good breakfast 👍🏽
~~If you took away the majority of the bacon this would~~ be ~~a really good breakfast~~ 👍🏽
The lunch gun goes on the right
I've seen people eat pop tarts and bacon