Is it still considered "eating the onion" if the story is reality?
As onion articles becoming like a Handbook for reality, its just a glimpse into the future...
Unclear if this is a parody.
The Beaverton is a Canadian satire news site. It's a maple flavoured onion.
No they've given up and are just reporting the news of late.
That's the saddest thing. When a satire rag has to go straight. 🙃
🤞Himself🤞 Please oh please.
I don't normally advocate violence, but how much would we pay to see this? I think we could probably clear the national debt
It is imperative that Biden writes a message from the office of the president that he will “shoot trump on stage during the next debate. “
That probably wouldn't be an official act. Instead, he should order Kamala to do it (communicating with the VP is a core duty) and then pardon her when she does (pardons are a core duty). There, everyone is immune and the entire scheme cannot be questioned or referenced for evidence except for impeachment.
Let me shoot back and I'm game
You guys are alright. Don't go to 5th Avenue tomorrow.
I think we all should.
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