Michael: Your felon's name is Felony?
Dwight: Maybe that's why he became a felon.
Michael: Your felon's name is Felony?
Dwight: Maybe that's why he became a felon.
His parents really understood that your name defines who you are
Maybe they were hoping that he’d have a lucrative rap career rather than living up to his name literally
Imagine giving your kid a rap name in the hopes that they would become a famous rapper, and lil' Keemo turns out to be some dumb pediatric oncologist.
He's a bad speller?
Maybe, but his parents definitely are.
He looks like Dr. Cox if he was from Florida.
Ahhh the ol boot too big
My spoon's too big.
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