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[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Michael: Your felon's name is Felony?

Dwight: Maybe that's why he became a felon.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

His parents really understood that your name defines who you are

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Maybe they were hoping that he’d have a lucrative rap career rather than living up to his name literally

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Imagine giving your kid a rap name in the hopes that they would become a famous rapper, and lil' Keemo turns out to be some dumb pediatric oncologist.

[-] Imgonnatrythis 2 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Maybe, but his parents definitely are.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

He looks like Dr. Cox if he was from Florida.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

My spoon's too big.

this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2024
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