Kelvin is the youth pastor for his dad’s megachurch. This part of his performative acting out as a result of not wanting to be a youth pastor forever. In case you couldn’t tell from the video he is also coded as a deeply closeted gay man.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Wait a minute ... does this mean Jesus was undead!? Of course, it all makes sense now!

^40^ And they laughed at him. But he put them all outside and took the child's father and mother and those who were with him and went in where the child was. ^41^ Taking her by the hand he said to her, “Talitha cumi,” which means, “Little girl, I say to you, arise.” ^42^ And immediately the girl got up and began walking (for she was twelve years of age), and they were immediately overcome with amazement. ^43^ And he strictly charged them that no one should know this, and told them to give her something to eat. ^44^ Preferably brains.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Is the guy in the second panel Quasimodo?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Obviously the answer is to light it on fire. Ashes are much lighter to carry than wood.

Edit: On second thought, let's not do that. Yeah, no. Just chuck it in a wood chipper instead.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

U can always get help from your friends 🤣

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