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[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

As a horror performer who sees (and does) absolutely horrifying shit on a normal basis, fuck this shit in particular

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure that’s actually the goal.

Could be wrong. But you know this is gonna find its way on a sexbot, eventually.

[-] stringere 3 points 1 week ago

But you know this is gonna find its way on a sexbot, eventually.

You misspelled immediately.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

If you don't mind: what and where do you 'perform' exactly. Asking for a friend.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm a sideshow circus performer. My specialty is fire performance, but I have other talents as well as a split tongue. My friends are the kinda people who like to swing from meat hooks and swallow swords. Freak show type stuff. We do it live on stage.

Unsurprisingly, I've also performed in haunted houses.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I find that pretty cool. Is it a stressful career?

Also how was the bifurcation process?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I have a day job that pays the bills (many of us do) because the only money in art is money laundering, but I do perform fairly often, and occasionally produce. Of course it varies on the season, some months are slow for everyone. My day job is a grind.

Also how was the bifurcation process?

Painful

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I think I respect this comment the most.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

This is not creepy at all.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Zucc got an upgrade?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I don't like this. I really, really don't like this. On, like, a visceral level.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Look. Just because its face is made out of viscera, doesn’t mean it’s going to try and kill you and maybe make a jacket out of you.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Whatever you do, just don't imagine licking it.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

And definitely don't imagine it licking you.

[-] stringere 1 points 1 week ago

Cranberry Flesh Golem are playing at the coffee house this weekend.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

But it looks so happy!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Ah yes sweet manmade horrors beyond my comprehension

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Don’t you love it when your bologna smiles back?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Damn cannibals

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Say hello to my pal, Mr Vagina

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Smiling face in a petri dish today, Westworld tomorrow.

But be careful, these violent delights have violent ends. But perhaps this doesn't look like anything to you. In that case, freeze all motor functions.

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this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2024
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