this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago

Ain't no rule that says an opossum can't play football.

[–] clay_pidgin 17 points 2 months ago

I think opossums are "rogue" almost by definition!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is a highlight in Lubbock, when the wind isn't blowing the stench of the feed lot across the town.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So basically only when the cotton has grown enough to keep the dessert dirt from taking flight.

The greatest thing to come out of Lubbock Texas since Buddy Holly is me, and I'm a piece of shit!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One of my favorite parts of college football is watching the other Texas schools shit talk Lubbock to Texas Tech fans who always respond with “WE AGREE”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

My favorite is living 1000 miles away from that dusty queef of a place... and still not watch sports 😅

[–] brown567 7 points 2 months ago

That's a weird looking golf club

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The thumbnail makes this look like a weird taxidermy floor jack

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Do those exist? I'd like to buy two. One is a gift.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fairway Frank got bored of golf, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

When you find out someone wants to piss on you, you generally keep away.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Don't touch her, she'll steal your football powers!