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[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I get self conscious when my smoke alarm goes off which seems to be every fuckin time I open the oven with something in it even with the fan on.

I’m worried my neighbours are like “ah yes there goes moistclump cookin again.”

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago

Sounds like your oven could use a cleaning! Fire up the self-clean and burn all that stuff off, setting off the smoke alarm one last time!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If it's the old style radioactive kind they get more sensitive with age.

[–] Lepsea 11 points 4 months ago

So just like my neighbors

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Smoke alarms are supposed.to be replaced every ~10 years. If it's changed colors you need a new one.

Drop ceilings can also cause this. If the entryway to your kitchen has a dip down then it keeps all the smoke and moisture.in the kitchen rAther than dissipating.

Either move the detector to the other side of the dip or buy a new one and it'll let you get a few more years off one super sensitive like that.

Clean them with canned air spray, a vacuum, or electric duster as well. Dirt already trapped inside can make it already sensitive.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

that's something I don't miss about apartment living

[–] iAmTheTot 26 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That seems... Unlikely. Even in an apartment.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago

Guess it depends on how on fire the og apartment is.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Which is what makes it all the more impressive

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

That's also a sign you might need to verify your own smoke alarm.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

– That's ok, honey. At least you didn't burn the beer.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

That takes some talent! 👏