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Alt: An image of glowring-red and charred pasta, captioned "al Dante"

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] Deceptichum 15 points 2 months ago

Al, you say?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

TrickSwordRoyalGun Yyyeeeeghhhahohohooo!

YEAGH

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

el exterminador de demonios

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Al dentes inferno

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Abandon all hope ye who rule here

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait, it's all burnt macaroni?

Always has been.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Those are penne, though, not macaroni..

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pennies don't burn like that though...?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They do once I'm done with them!

...no, I don't know what that means either 🤷

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

HIGH SPEED, NO LUBE

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

That's a darn tasty lookin' Pasta Carbonara.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

The red means it's not cooked all the way. Better be safe...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I know some people like their pasta well cooked and all, but this is pasta joke now...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Would still eat. Pasta is pasta.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

That’s nobody’s business but the turds.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Just have a glass of water with it, k?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Fastest and sweat-free way of burning a shitload of calories