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Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a tragic accident? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 5 months ago by kersploosh to c/[email protected]

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He's all right now.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You sure he's fine? It sounds like he has nothing left!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

He sees a whole different side of things now.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Man, we've definitely improved the survivability of industrial accidents in recent times. I heard about another guy who fell into an upholstery machine, but he's fully recovered now!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

And now the right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So you’re saying he’s legless and ‘armless

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

He's mostly armless

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It's all right. No comment left my brain.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is that the same guy with the wooden leg named Smithe?

[–] kersploosh 3 points 5 months ago

Yeah. Though now that you mention it, I never found out the name of his other leg.