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[–] [email protected] 131 points 3 months ago

Supportive and savage.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Single straight guys 🀝 Single lesbian girls

Parents asking them when are they going to find a girl.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

🀝 Single gay guys with conservative parents

[–] [email protected] 82 points 3 months ago (2 children)

MY NAME IS TRINA I HAVE NO VOLUME CONTROL AND NEVER USE PUNCTUATION BECAUSE I DON'T BREATHE SO STOP SIDING WITH MY MOM!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I think my brain's inside voice has gone hoarse, anyone got any water?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Mom should definitely be way more drawn out. 1/10 totally unbelievable.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 129 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is my favorite interpretation now

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

You're my favorite interpretation bb <3

[–] [email protected] 93 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Apparently it means "light hearted" to indicate that she's in on the joke and isn't being entirely serious

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=%2Flh

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I thought we used /s for that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Maybe we are the out of touch boomers now

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I think sarcasm usually has more of a negative tone to it. Like "oh yeah, sure, uh huh /s" whereas light hearted is more like "omg stop picking on me! /lh" conveying that they understand that the other people are also interacting with them in jest.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Lebron Hames?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Had to Google, apparently laughing hysterically

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Forgive my ignorance but what is a lesbian candle?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My mind went straight to Gwyneth Paltrow

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

For sure it doesn't smell like balls

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

It would be a total bummer if you spent 80$ for a candle and now your house smells like an high school locker room after the football game

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Probably just lavender colored with a rainbow flag or something. It doesn't really matter, corporations didn't care, they just want your money.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Well yeah it is either a literal capitalist candle or a specifically styled candle for symbolic reasons or a lingo for something that is not a literal candle. I mistook baptising candles in a baby shop for dildos yesterday so I think my mind went that direction.

Edit: according to google it is really the first

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

now i wonder what features would be notable in a dildo designed for lesbians.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Would it just be a Fleshlight then?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

what would a lesbian do with a fleshlight?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't know. Why would they need special dildos?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not attracted to the look of a penis but still like penetration? I'm sure most are fine with a penis shaped dildo, but maybe some would prefer something more abstract or differently shaped? Idk. I'm a straight man.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bad dragon, I'll just say that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

....but you can say more if you want to......

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Let's just say there are options

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Identities inside the LGBTQIA+ have individual flags. The lesbian flag ans colors looks like this :

So if you pour a candle in these layers it becomes a lesbian candle.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

WRONG! It's a gurl candle who loves other gurl candles

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Don't personify candles damn it! I light them on fire! I don't want to consider that the candles I immolated had lovers!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But then it becomes the wrong flag as it burns?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Well burning a lesbian flag and burning a lesbian candle are two different things.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just wanted to let y’all know my father found this post very funny.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Your volume is too reasonable for that to be true

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

There are still lesbians on Nazi Shitter? Why???

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Funny post, but I hate the Tumblr-esque message at the bottom

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

FATALITY!!!!

[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 months ago

Well sometimes you're just not sure about the full list of what you're attracted to.

Maybe she feels some attraction to some women, but not most and prefers guys 99% of the time.