Dad Jokes

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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I drove my Chevy to the Levys', but the Levys were dry.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You should have said "Bye bye, Dad from American Pie"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Tom Wopat and John Schneider were there too, but they were just getting drunk and complaining about having grey hair.

The good ol' boys were drinking whiskey and rye, saying "this'll be the day that I dye."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That's a good old pun, I have a tear in my eye,

And I'm laughing so hard I might die

I'm laughing so hard I might die

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Very dad, except I can't tell this to my kid because they have no idea who the hell Eugene Levy is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Count Floyd says, "Booo! Scary!!!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I hate you. So much.