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[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I like to completely dunk and wait for the bubbles to stop.

[–] Yondoza 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I only eat drowned Oreos too.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

What is dead may never die!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I don’t eat Oreos often, but when I do I kick it up a notch. I pour a glass of milk and keep dropping oreos in there til it’s full up to the top. Then I drink the milk and tilt the glass straight up causing the soggy sleeve of cookie mush to slowly slide down into my gaping maw.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I want to make it incredibly clear that we are mortal enemies and have been the day we both knew Oreos.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Don’t knock it til you try it!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

*Gahhhhmmmmm

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You're fuckin' up. Oreo in mouth dry. Milk next. Suck the air out to vacuum soak the Oreo. This also prevents impure milk.

Unless your goal is shitty milk.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

wtf you on about? Cookie milk is second best, behind only cereal milk

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Fucking heathens will burn. You have to learn to use the right amount of milk in cereal so none is left. Otherwise, pure milk is necessary to purge the vileness of the cereal milk.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You're eating the wrong cereal. Try the extra milk after a honey cereal, your life will change.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Abomination.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
  1. Pour cereal

  2. Pour milk

  3. Eat cereal

  4. Refill bowl

  5. Repeat 3 and 4 until finished

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ever tried your oreo method with cereal? No measuring and no soggy cereal!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sounds time-consuming for cereals you have to half-sog.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Abomination!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

if only Thetis had done what I do with Oreos and stuck a fork in to fully submerge!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Or get an invulnerable hand in addition to Achilles. Could be useful

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Is this a neurodivergent trait?

Me too.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Thetis should have used tongs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I ever slightly apply pressure to the cookie while doing that. When the cookie splits it is time to nom

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Yes, except replace milk with vodka.

[–] rambling_lunatic 5 points 3 months ago

Why not dunk it a second time, holding a different spot?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Did y'all know you can't dunk oreos in chocolate milk? Like you can but it doesn't do anything to them they don't get soft!

[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nah because milk is disgusting

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Go sit in the corner and be mad by yourself then