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[-] [email protected] 101 points 1 month ago

Corrected headline: Three crazy guys say stupid shit that no one should pay attention to

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

People saying stupid shit is my kink.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Does walking around with a constant boner/puddle/etc get awkward ever?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I can only speak for myself but my boner puddle is barely an inconvenience.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I tuck it into my waist band and wear a flannel tied around my waist to hide my boner puddle.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Dirk Diggler over here can reach his waistband.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Here’s some stupid shit: water can’t be wet. Kink on that!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

The water molecules next to other molecules of water are drenched but some water molecules like on the edges of wet surfaces are not surrounded by other water and must be less wet than other water.

Water is variably wet depending on its situation and location.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Found the guy from the video comments! Thank you for your service.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

It's amazing how well the outrage trick works, considering the billions of times it has been played.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago

Honestly masturbating to them was the longest most uncomfortable session of my life but the most worth it

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

This is some elementary-school level shenanigans

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Fun fact they all dropped out of the elementary school.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

they are stuck in a time loop where they have to repeat elementary school level thoughts over and over again

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well now I have masturbated ~~over~~ to them too, what are they gonna do about THAT?

Edit: fixed English

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Masturbate over you!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

(that is the joke)

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I feel like “masturbate to” is the way to say it. But I’m not an expert.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah not my mother tongue, definitely sounds better

[-] MeDuViNoX 9 points 1 month ago

Masturbating over someone makes me think of the last few minutes of a lot of porn where the man/woman is down on their knees waiting for the money shot.

Honestly, a pretty funny mental imagine with these 3 involved.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Haha I see it, doing my part to send them to hell too, I'm going there anyway

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Why wouldn't you want to go to heaven. You'll get to hang out with these guys.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

So I can steal their hats :p

[-] MeDuViNoX 11 points 1 month ago

(I'm not agreeing with them.)

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

What if this is some Briar Rabbit esque trickery and that was their fetish all along

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

sigh fine... unzips pants

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