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[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Somebody needs to find whoever was responsible for the original NT task manager and learn a thing or two. That thing was bulletproof. I had servers over the years that were so broken nothing else would run but you hit CTRL-ALT-DEL and tada!

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago (3 children)

David Plummer, he has a YouTube channel "Dave's garage" he has a couple of videos dedicated to Taskmanager and even a look at the source for his first version. That and other cool stuff on windows and other tech.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I love his channel. Very informative and entertaining.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

One of his videos about task manager is one of those YouTube videos that just won't go away from being suggested for me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Yeah, me to, so I decided to finally watch it and decided his channel is pretty interesting. Sure he's pretty 'microsofty' (i.e. not seeing any faults in the company) but other than that he presents his topics well.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

TIL... Thanks for the tip. I'm going to search some of that stuff out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

for the love of god, for the past 27 years it's been ctrl-shift-esc (since like NT 4.0), while ctrl-alt-del opens up the security menu thing. I can't believe I'm saying this..

i thought programmers liked doing things faster

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is simply a keyboard shortcut and is useless on a locked up system, it dies with the shell. CTRL+ALT+DEL throws a hardware interrupt, which contributed to the aforementioned bulletproof nature.

[–] danwardvs 36 points 2 years ago

Install Linux

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

Steps to fix:

  • Shut down your pc.
  • Install a proper OS, i.e. a linux distribution.
  • Be happy.
[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

You can only install Linux at that point

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There is a reason why the task manager was largely unchanged until windows 11.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I dunno, the Win10 version seems pretty neutered compared to previous versions.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Open up task manager manager

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Wait, that's illegal

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Install Task Manager Manager

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] OrangeXarot 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You have no tasks, there's nothing to manage. I'd say you're done for the day.

[–] dxc 4 points 2 years ago

Run new task? More like run away.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

What's the point of even "modernising" task manager?

Normies that would care about task manager being too ugly probably don't know it even exists.

There goes the last dependable program that Windows had to offer

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Okay, I don't think Gentoo is the best OS for beginners

But

I think people new to computers (yes, I mean kids) should be handed a computer booted off a gentoo image with the handbook and wiki.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Where is your god now?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

@dave

nothing to do here but go complain to the original developer

https://twitter.com/davepl1968

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

oh hey look, another dave!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

wait a little bit, electron is still loading...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Same feeling of an extinguisher catching fire

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Start > Run > taskkill /F /IM:taskmgr.exe

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

There is a developer setting that enables "kill task" in the task bar right-click menu. I recommend enabling it. I believe this is new since I just found out about it. It may only be in Windows Insider Dev Channel and/or Windows 11 Enterprise version, I'm not sure.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Power supply.... You're next option is to remove the power supply from the computer.... With a chainsaw.

I may be taking slightly drastic action.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Nah, mate. That won't do it. You need to drive a truck into the nearest transformer station.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

🤣 this makes me laugh. Who watches the Watchmen?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Time for good ol' Ctrl-Alt-Del...

Er... I mean, time to hit the good ol' reboot button.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

It took me some time to realize this was windows 11

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Use the Windows 7 task manager at win7games.com. (ignore the name, I am NOT Winaero)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Had this myself recently, process explorer still works though. tskill taskmgr.exe would probably work too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago