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[–] andrew_bidlaw 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I have Panthera in my ears rn (I know, right), so that's my guess of what they'd come up with.

She was driving me crazy

I was riding her like it's honeymoon

We both took petals from (this) daisy

Knowing full well it'd end very soon.

Nothing

Artificial

I had a bonner

So that's official.

If you are not computing, I'd give you a clue

Fuck the machine before it fucks you.

Chorus: Fuck the machine before it fucks you.

[–] DestroyerOfWorlds 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Already here. It's called repossession.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (6 children)
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