this post was submitted on 31 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

find someone who smiles at you the way Melania smiles at anyone other than Trump …

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

... barely because they contain enough botox to wipe out a small nation?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

He could do better.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

An evocative image that truly captures a genuine facet universal to the gem of human experience, for in the gulf between every one of us lies some kind of weird ghost thing fuckin up the steez

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Cannae up vote this post, but this is just too Dada to pass up

This entire timeline is absurd.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We all think we're in the worst timeline, but have you considered we're in the funniest? From an outside perspective

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Oh no, I can totally see how insanely funny all this would be from an outside perspective. But I can certainly think of funnier timelines. What if atomic bombs were just huge pies we hit other nations with? Or, or there were clown cars that could fit an entire army in them? Wait, that's actually not funny. Um... What about everyone wearing their underwear on the outside?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for the name, but I don't know who he is so I don't understand the joke

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Kim Kardashian, randomly dated him after Kanye.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

A misty memory?