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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You use terminal because you know what you are doing.

I use terminal because I want to feel like a hacker in a 90's movie.

We are not the same.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You use the terminal because you like the UX experience.

I use the terminal because the best IDE I can install on my work server is vim7.4.*

We are not the same.

*VHDL and SV. I can't install python for TerosHDL

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nice and rare to see a fellow SV user. Did you come across to any relevant communities for digital design and verification, asic or fpga?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

No, and I would love to find a resource to help me bend UVM to my will. Alas, I'm in a niche of a niche on a currently niche platform. I'm not hopeful for years. The subreddit for FPGA is all I got right now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I would love some uvm content as well.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

@sincle354 I'm interested in this too, the closest community I know of is [email protected] which is for electrical & computer engineering in general but can be a good starting point for the digital design community.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I use the terminal only to install something I need

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Me when I run sudo pacman -Syu

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Text scrolls past

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

WHOA! SLOW DOWN with throwing out the mystical text! You wanna summon a demon right here?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

We live dangerously around here >:)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (4 children)

People know what dropdown menus are called :O

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah, my mom would say "Where's all the stuff" to refer to buttons, drop-down menus, etc.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

"Yknow the uh, the.. um. The selection thingy."

[–] PCChipsM922U 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah, found the lack of knowledge of what their name is shocking as well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I think you mean combobox

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Terminal is even more impressive if used in full screen

[–] Seraph089 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you want impressive, you have 4-6 seperate terminal windows that take up the whole screen collectively. The laymen assume you're hacking the NSA or something if they see that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yes, I use PowerShell with garish colors. Yes, I have to Google every step. No,I don't understand the Microsoft docs.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

To be fair, I used to work there, and not even Microsoft understands their docs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Legitimately relieved it's not just a me problem

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I thought it's the learns now?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Black background, yellow text. I can't work any other way.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Black background with GREEN text is the ONLY way you HEATHEN! We are now enemies! And we shall settle this like gentlemen!

TO THE GRID!

😁

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

is that a TRON reference?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

the true way is still Blue background yellow text, I still cannot even begin to comprehend how you could use another colorscheme

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That's so true as a Linux user in front of non-techies.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You use the terminal

I use the Command Prompt

We are not the same

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can do both with Windows Terminal!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Nice try, Bill.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It ain't hacking unless I've got a ski mask on.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

sees a monospaced font

omg is that hacking????!?!?!?!11

[–] PCChipsM922U 2 points 1 year ago

Me doing xbps-install -Suv.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I've lost count of the amount of times my terminal has been referenced as being the matrix. Hasn't happened much since WFH though.