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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The theory goes that pokemon don't look like things, things look like pokemon. So in that universe, ice cream was created to look like the ice cream pokemon.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Humans even copied Grimer to create oil spills

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

And they couldn't come up with literal trash, so they copied Trubbish

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And the sun was created to look like Solrock. 👍

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I mean, the sun is a perfectly spherical ball, it doesn't look like Solrock.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Did Laios crossover into the Pokemon dimension?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wasn't Magikarp canonically tasty as hell? I'm sure that was either in the anime or one of the Pokédex entries.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The opposite. Magikarp is completely inedible, because it's scales are too tough to cut. This would explain why they are so common in spite of being so weak, since eating them is nearly impossible.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Yes, that's the one! Thanks for reminding me!

[–] Gullible 4 points 6 months ago

I pick parasect, but only the decaying flesh puppet portion.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I believe there's a Polygon Unraveled about this.

[–] dlhextall 1 points 6 months ago