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[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (3 children)

So you've been to Stockport.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Fuck all to do there init. Not even a spoons.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Nah they got knives though ๐Ÿ”ช

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Sure I got a free trip to the moon, but I can't get time off work to take the trip.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Theyโ€™d go if there was a crappy resort town with English speaking bartenders and a branch of Greggs.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

How dare you! You're right, but how dare you.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I mean... ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Well personally I donโ€™t care that much. Going there is probably also a lot of faff. If it took 5h to get there โ€œdoor to doorโ€ maybe. I understand the people who would like to go there, though, I completely get it.

To be given the chance to visit a safe friendly alien planet inhabited by intelligent species, now thatโ€™s something Iโ€™d like to do. Probably more for the cultural experience.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Wallace and Gromit went to the Moon. I think they decided it was made of Wensleydale.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

My mind immediately went to Wallace and Gromit

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I would though, it would be an incredible view. But only in at least as much safety as in a car.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The monkey's paw curls. You find yourself in the passenger seat of a luxurious, self-driving car, driving up into the sky with the moon directly in front of you. A speed limit sign flies past; "55 mph"

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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Pretty much everyone who has been to space claims its one of the most transformative perspective changing things they have done.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Just wait until it gets filled with tourists.

Nothing quite spoils even the most awe-inpiring experience than being surrounded by people who "just have to" vocalize (worse, as some kind of performance for those around them) how much awe inspiring the whole thing is.

Mind you, I'm an introvert, so maybe it's just me having trouble appreciating socially performative "awe".

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

We should launch more people into space.

[โ€“] Tb0n3 4 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Mushrooms and LSD is cheaper.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Can we just not ask the English? Just tell them it's for the queen or something

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

the queen

I have some news for you.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

WHAT THE FUCK

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Damn, I'd go there even now, no need to guarantee security. Put my ass in a box to Jupiter with guaranteed no way back, I'll go.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There's no one there... It's the perfect place!

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Just go to your local high street.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Guaranteed if there were home made sausage rolls on the moon it'd be colonised within days

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Home made? Just open a Greggs.

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