To be fair, if a random dude called me "officer", I'd also do a double take.
this post was submitted on 24 May 2024
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So true! My mistake officer. (^ This guy’s a fed)
Carry on, fellow civilian. (finger guns)
OH SHIT THEY HAVE A GUN BLAM BLAM BLAM SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED REQUESTING BACKUP!
Did an acorn drop somewhere?
Hhmmm...let's just magdump into my occupied police cruiser
#GOTCHA
I'm buff enough? A win is a win.
I mean if I yelled out "good morning child fucker" I'm sure a lot of people would look up too.
I'd look up too. Don't like cops seein me before I see them.