I think he inadvertently answered the question. He's clearly already a dad.
You Don't Surf
No memes, just stock photos
https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/youdontsurf-reddit-stock-photo-edit/
He answered it twice at the same time.
He'll make a great dad with those jokes.
You wouldn't download a car
The fuck I wouldn't!
Ok, maybe you would download a car but you wouldn't download, let alone alter, a meme because it's disrespectful to the original poster. At least not an NFT meme
You wouldn't screenshot an NFT
The fuck I wouldn't!
Ok, I guess I would too but you wouldn't sell your grandmother into slavery just to buy crypto
Well probably not, but I'd probably hesitate at least a little.
Hmmm... which one? Not which grandmother, I mean what... Monero, Ripple, Algorand...?
Have her join a union. Labor is hard enough without union support.
Seizing the means of reproduction?
Could be worse. She could be going into Tory.