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I almost puked while preparing this from the smell alone. Went to the trash after two bites.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Hot take: this shit is delicious. And I hate both Flaming Hot Cheetos and Takis.

It tastes wholly unnatural and looks more radioactive than my aunt from Hanford but daggum if it doesn’t taste wonderfully spicy and cheesy (in a velveeta kind of way)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I couldn't detect any cheesy flavour in this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

That was my issue, too. I love garbage boxed mac 'n cheese and I like flamin' hot cheetos. This was neither, it was bland and acidic.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's like the FDA doesn't even exist anymore.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Wait, is that Cheetos-flavored Mac and cheese, or Mac-and-cheese-flavored Cheetos?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's Cheetos flavoured mac and cheese. I have trash tastes and had the jalapeno flavour once and I liked it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Well, Cheddar Jalapeño is the best Cheeto flavor, so I can see that being the best Cheeto mac & cheese flavor too.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My cousin loves this shit and idk how. It's so fucking gross. The dude mixes imitation crab in with it and says it's incredible. 🤢

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lol is your cousin a wild animal? That's insane

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure most wild animals avoid capscasin like the plague....

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

oh, good point. @LaunchesKayaks is your cousin a seagull?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

capscasin

Well yeah of course they do. Most wild animals don't know how to speak French

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Thank God it's not just me! My wife eats just about a box of these per week. I tried it and thought that a bottle of acid diarrheaed in my mouth

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Yeah those are pretty bad. The spiral pasta though can be used with other Mac and cheese instead if you have an extra box of this stuff. I find the Annie's brand to be the ultimate box Mac and cheese since it seems like they use actual cheese lol and not whatever garbage they have in the Cheetos flavoring packet.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

+1 for Annie's being the best. Just objectively true. Their white cheddar is my favorite.

[–] Eeyore_Syndrome 2 points 11 months ago

I feel the Jalapeno one was the least worst of the three.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (4 children)

The weird thing is, there is no other mac n cheese available in my country, or flaming hot Cheetos.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Would you like a simple Mac and cheese recipe that goes well with almost any pasta except for spaghetti or angel hair?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

.....what the fuck?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

The food importer really went balls to the wall freedom eagle liberty on you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I made this once. Had everyone in my house try it. Multiple people gagged.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My kid keeps asking me to buy more

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Euthanasia is still legal in some countries somewhere

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Thank you... MacN'Cheezuz!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can confirm, these are absolute trash. Every flavour.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

More for me! Not a fan of the flaming hot flavour in general, but i really like the Jalepeno cheddar

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

You and me both! The regular one is really good too. I don't mess with flaming hot.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)

My son and I loved it! 😂

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (10 children)

Oh my fucking God.....they are like shitty Cheeto soup

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I tried these once and it gave me diarrhea

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I need those. I hope they make it into the German market.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Didn't they yet? I bought this at a Lidl in Poland.

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