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[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Hell, yeah! Sign me in.

Sidenote: Install bidet.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But bidet is in white house

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well then put it in black house, easy fix. (Color not race)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bout to take him to browntown.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

That's where I ended up last time I trusted a Republican to take me to Funky Town

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is the closet labeled abortion because that’s where you have the coat hangers?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

That and so you can close the door and just try to pretend there's nothing in there

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I thought us leftists didn’t want special bathrooms just for trans? They can just use the ones they most identify with right?

I would definitely hit that sex before marriage lounge

[–] Unseeliefae 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Gotta remodel the trans bathroom into a gender non-conforming communal toilet space.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I was cracking up at an episode of king of the hill where dale says he will never have a gender neutral bathroom in his home haha imagining that he and his wife have separate bathrooms

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

it's time for your 4pm communal pissing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

The lounge should be next to the patio ngl

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Brah I wish I was rich enough to afford a walk in abortion

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

As always, threatening me with a good time.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Weed smoking will not be confined to the patio, I assure you.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

If you think you're gonna smoke on the brand new estrogen lab furniture, you've got another thing coming.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

As a mad scientist I'm just thrilled this has a full on laboratory, rather than a workbench confined to the garage.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Having an abortion room is fucking metal.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Shit joke removed as unsure of the political inclination of the comenters and I CBA with interaction with a righty whitey.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I used to play an obscene amount of The Binding of Isaac; I'm very familiar with the different methods of abortion lol. In hindsight I wish I'd refered to it as an "abortion closet".

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Weed smoking" before each of the others.

Weed smoking gay room etc etc

[–] wildbus8979 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Have you ever tried estrogen labs ... On weed dude?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Mmmmhhhh Estrogen dabs

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

kinda bummed there's no asexual refrigerator or aromantic pergola

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

An asexual refrigerator would be stacked with cake and nothing else. Do not trust asexuals round your kitchen. They only got one thing on the mind!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is true!🤤

Can't deside between cake and garlic bread

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

What even goes on in the Gay Room? Like, you can have all the gay sex you want already in the Sex before Marriage Lounge, and anything else can be done as gay as one wants to any other room 🤔

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, the room is gay, not necessarily the people inside of it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Good for it, I'm glad it felt it could come out

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nah man it’s gay like “lighthearted and carefree,” You go in there if you need a calm moment away from the party. It’s like a mediation room.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

That makes sense. Could I do it in a gay way though?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Before marriage, during marriage, after marriage

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

gay room aka my bedroom

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

There needs to be a no-fault divorce hall between kitchen and lounge

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

It's not even labelled as a closet, it's just a space that is the concept of abortion. How horrifying.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

ngl kinda like the idea just because of the size. Although I might reform the lab to grow mushrooms

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Open it up to General Chemistry, more flexible and kinda future proof that way.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

We're doing a major house renovation at the moment, wonder if I get a boy/wife kitchen snuch into the building contract for shits and giggles

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Where's the shooting gallery?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I want this house, not because I'm libertarian, but for the estrogen lab.

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