this post was submitted on 09 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 67 points 3 months ago

You're not really removing the potatoes from the soup if you think about it.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Wouldn't/Shouldn't you be worried about your live meal shitting itself in the pot once it finally dies? Or did the witch make sure they went to the bathroom before putting them in the pot?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Since witches are generally agreed upon to be nasty bitches, I'd argue they don't care.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Might actually be the whole point

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm afraid that's a hard pass, love.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

That's just very effective propaganda from the church to discredit the authority of "witches" as healers, midwives, etc

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

That's called "releasing the aroma".

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

That's all I remember from my Duolingo German.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Das ist verboten.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wieso kannst du Kartoffeln hassen?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Es macht mich krank 🥺

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

bitch you know you'll get it all back in the end let me enjoy this

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Joke's on the witch, he also pooped in there.