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[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Wouldn't/Shouldn't you be worried about your live meal shitting itself in the pot once it finally dies? Or did the witch make sure they went to the bathroom before putting them in the pot?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Since witches are generally agreed upon to be nasty bitches, I'd argue they don't care.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Might actually be the whole point

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

That's just very effective propaganda from the church to discredit the authority of "witches" as healers, midwives, etc

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

That's called "releasing the aroma".