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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (2 children)

please tag as nsfw

[–] [email protected] 55 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Furiously masturbating on a train too, I see

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

If only. I was in the security queue at the airport. Please send bail money.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's not Oglaf, but sure, there you go: tagged

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

what's Olaf

don't answer

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oglaf.com

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

aaaaasaaas

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (2 children)

America a bottom, but that's obvious to everyone in the world except is Americans.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (4 children)

America's asshole is a thousand miles away from its penis. That's weird.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (3 children)

The entire east coast is the taint

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Rather humid over there. Makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

They know

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Explains New Jersey

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Then Washington State is the Frontal Lobe 😎💪

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure Trump lives in Florida so really it's right there where it should be...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

But Trump should be the asshole

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Texas is America's tits 😢

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

America is a power bottom, and proud of it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I am scared of Canada now.

[–] Yondoza 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No need to be scared. It's a loving relationship.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

the big spoon

[–] pancakes 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Canada is just soooo big 😩

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Shut it. It’s what you wanted. Now you’re gonna PAY.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Damn Canada's got that barbed dick

Kinky

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Doing it across the 49th Parallel

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Is that Florida in your atlantic ocean or are you just happy to see me?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Europe was watching and got a raging Italy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Any Canadians want to help me recreate this geography? 🥺

👉👈

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Cuba is the precum

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Why is Canada gripping its own ankle?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Alaska also has something for Canada.