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[–] [email protected] 75 points 3 months ago

I could swear I have built all of those in Spore at some point.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just play Spore and you will understand

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

At the time it was revolutionary, till this day I haven't seen any attempts at recreating it. I did prefer the earlier 2 stages tho (as in evolution stages), later it wasnt as much fun.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

It was more revolutionary the day before it was released than the day after though. That game was my first lesson in not getting hyped about something just based on what marketers were saying.

The game could have used at least a few more years of baking. The earlier stages were more complete, though IMO even they lacked breadth and depth. But the later ones were disappointing in their simplicity.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Be preoared then: https://revolutionarygamesstudio.com/ https://store.steampowered.com/app/1779200/Thrive/

Actually, they working on the microbe stage for years now, but their goal is actually the whole Spore experience.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

That's cool, pretty cheap too. I hope they finish it eventually

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

The ones on the right are kinda cute imo

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Geez, it's like nobody has ever played Spore.

[–] icetree 15 points 3 months ago

Spore

More spikes is always the correct solution.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Too few phallic animals for that

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Did they really look like this or were there big fat blubbery bits that didn’t survive fossilisation

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Unlikely for there to be bubbly bits. These are bugs, so we know their shape because their exoskeleton (which is what fossilizes) is their shape. Fish haven't evolved yet

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

These seem to be illustrations of Burgess Shale organisms, Burgess Shale being renowned for the excellent preservation of soft tissues in its fossils, so the bubbly bits were actually quite well preserved, if maybe a bit squished and deflated.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Thanks. I looked it up.

You saying these are bugs tickles my funny bone imagining a metre long anomalcaris scuttling out from under the fridge, like a scene from a Cronenberg movie.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Life got pretty boring following the last mass extinction. So many mammals evolved from that mouse which survived that we all have the same basic features from hamsters to humans. So much so that mice are a good experimental model for humans...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

First one looks like an urchin with pattern baldness

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My first thought was "a brain with blades in it" and now I wonder how different our answers in a Rorschach Test would be...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

In my mind the brain blades can extend and retract wolverine style.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

It was the N64 era of evolution.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (3 children)

okay, but seriously, why did they evolve so differently than modern-day fish? and if we magically reintroduced them, would they be more fit or less fit than modern-day fish?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Less, one of the major genetic innovations of the late Cambrian was development of jaws. The vast majority of these species would get wrecked by modern fish in moments.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's so cool to think we are living in an era of modern superfish, which would absolutely destroy any other fish that ever lived, since fish were upgraded over millions of years to where they are.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Imagine the future with megafishs, having evolved.... fish nets ?... and lasers!... and and barbecues...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Lasers and barbecues not so much yet, but Blue Whales, Humback Whales, and Whale Sharks have effectively turned their teeth into fishing nets.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

It is wild to remember we're all descended from fish. I mostly refer to our primate tendencies (listen to a kid scream and tell me we're not descended from apes) but a lot of our parts, like our skeletons, are highly modified fish parts. It's crazy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Sharks with lazers on thier head! Because everyone deserves a warm meal.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I mean, it follows that eventually evolution would produce fauna that would take apart a nuclear submarine in seconds.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I am not a biologist or really anyone with any authority on the matter. Just some guy who likes to read and think about all manner of subjects, so I cannot adequately explain anything here, but if you're interested in the why, it really boils down to the simplicity of morphological structures early in the development of life on earth, to more complex as evolution did its thing. That's not to say that evolution has a goal, just that added complexity often means greater advantages. Also, it isn't as though nothing similar to these creatures exist at all today. These basal forms were a prerequisite to the life we see in the oceans (and on land) today.

Definitely stay interested and read more about morphology and evolution in general! Fascinating stuff.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

One of the big advances around then was being able to be an effective predator at all. It's likely one of the big causes for the Cambrian explosion was the arms race to not be eaten vs being able to eat your neighbors effectively.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

It was a different meta back then. Bottom right is as apex predator

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

It's just a phase.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Early devbrach alpha build, balancing and design got implemented through testing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

You know what they're doing? Their goddamned best.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Or, just like dinossaurs, we don't know how they actually looked like because fossile records only contain bones.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Other tissues can become fossilized but it's less common as the conditions need to be just right. That's how we know some dinosaurs had feathers and what their skin texture was like.

Cambrian genera like Hallucigenia completely lacked bones and we have numerous fossils of them from deposits of shale. That's how we know what they looked like: tiny Lovecraftian horrors.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My favourite is Sharovipteryx with the wing on its hind legs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

thanks for introducing me to natures thigh highs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

What an unusual shrimp.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

OP acting like they got a chance against #1 smh..

#3 still lives today in the form of night terrors, seriously wtf is that thing?

[–] Classy 3 points 3 months ago

Honestly 2 gets me. Hallucagenia!