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hulk smash (mander.xyz)
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[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago

That's Dr.Dr.Dr.Dr.Dr.Dr.Dr. Banner to YOU!!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Maybe he wouldn't be broke as shit if he stopped going to school

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You can get 7 PhDs in 10 years? Where I am from getting one PhD takes like 9 years. Does having one PhD somehow shortens the requirements for others?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

In australia it takes 3.5-4 years for a PhD. Then after you finish you move on to postdoctoral research, because doing a second PhD makes no sense

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Any sane person who wants the equivalent of 7 PhDs gets one and realizes they can do most of it for free and in their own time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

How is that?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

You actually get payed to get a phd. Not a lot, and in fact most phd programs likely don't pay you enough to live, but you shouldn't be paying the university. Any phd program that requires you to pay is a scam.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

You mean:

Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Banner

[–] captain_aggravated 4 points 3 months ago

Don't know why, that reminded me of a guy I met in college who had like eight associates degrees. Older dude, had a career, kids were out of the house, he was going back to school mostly for fun, and in his words "once you've got the math and english classes done you can get a new degree every semester." Like most Associates in Arts are 90% the same curriculum.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Becky let him smash, I'm just saying...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

*Betty

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The one I am thinking of is Becky - is there another?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Oh THAT Betty! Thank you for sharing. But uh... did she uh... smash the Hulk? :-P

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

The Credible Hulk

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Clearly OP has no interest in the spear of destiny.