“All this time and they still haven’t figured it out….”
this post was submitted on 04 May 2024
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"Oh fuck…"
"What was that noise?"
I'd like to say it'll be something pithy like "Thank God that's finally done with," but, more likely than not, it'll probably be "Ah, shit, aaaaghhh, fuck, this sucks, God dammit, this hurts like hell, ughhhhh shit," and then the sounds of me groaning my final breath and softly shitting my pants.
Heh. You made one mistake... Your safety's on.
Then I would try some action movie bullshit and die, but can you imagine if it worked?
"Freedom, at last...!"
Oh, come on... real...
There is always money in the...
Apparently a lot of people's actual last word is "Fuck!" And that was what I yelled when the car hit mine in the worst accident I've been in.
But I will hope for "goodbye" as a last word, in a much more gentle setting.
"That's not good, I'm not happy"
Well it looks like I found the light at the end of the tunnel.
im surrounded by idiots
The... The treasure... It's in the.... [dies]
Time to go.
That’s is!?!? That was mid.
Avenge me.
Cya
🎶Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We’re off to never never land…🎶
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Probably something touching and inspiring right before my bowels loudly empty themselves and an unbearable stench fills the nostrils of my loved ones.
"I'm afraid that's not a choice..."
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