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Debian Thong (lemmy.zip)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

This is real

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[–] [email protected] 142 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 157 points 5 months ago (4 children)

You have insufficient privileges to perform this operation.

[–] gravitas_deficiency 89 points 5 months ago
This incident will be reported.
[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 70 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

I calmly remove my USB labeled “oh shit” from my pocket, insert it, and reboot.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

doas -cHad apt remove

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You need to make sure you always use the "+consent" flag. Never move forward without it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Yes, do as I say!

[–] Murdoc 49 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Or the classic: who | grep -i blonde | date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I like how you wrote this so that if the command fails, it continues with the rest.

[–] Murdoc 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not mine, it's an oldie. 🙂

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Not my bit, but still horny.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Tell me you're bi without telling me you're bi

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

You made me wet!

[–] [email protected] 78 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Now we need an Arch tampon for the bleeding edge

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

That's already a thing. It goes without saying, but you have to build from source.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

OK.....I had a good chuckle at that one 🍻

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Do you have to build it yourself from source?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My junk would probably fall out of those but they look comfortable

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Lock it up!

[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 months ago

Does it also come in ladies sizes?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (2 children)

My floppy disk is now a hard disk.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I'm sure you will run faster

[–] gravitas_deficiency 5 points 5 months ago

It is more aerodynamic that way

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

it's in a solid state

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Lady in the streets and a Debian the sheets.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I here it makes a good gift

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (3 children)

This is the entire debian-official Tumblr, summed up in one photo.

[–] huskypenguin 21 points 5 months ago

Wow. What am I reading.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Damn straight... or actually not. Keep the normies out I say. 1000012885

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] festnt 18 points 5 months ago

hello hard, i'm fest

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

Debian does Dallas?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

That looks like it can support so much femboy junk

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Typical Linux user.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

$ tar -xzvf thong.tar.gz -C ~/package/

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

chmod -R 777

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Needs a NSFW tag! Soooo sexy!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Is there a red hat under that?

[–] festnt 6 points 5 months ago

ubuntu would be entire pants (or trousers if youre british)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Why is Debian the only distro with thongs available? I want an Ubuntu thong!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Of course it’s real. It’s absolutely the sort of shit you find in your local queer community’s pants

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Can’t wait to inspect that source code

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