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[–] [email protected] 74 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Seal: "You made a statement in public for all to hear. Are you unable to defend the statements you make? Or simply unwilling to have a reasoned discussion?"

Cat: I said I was sorry please can we let it alone

[–] emergencyfood 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's a sealion, not a seal.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

It clearly just needs to lose an electron first.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Anyone else abandon marine biology dreams in youth because extrapolating from what everyone wanted to be at the time, the future was going to be all flying cars and marine biologists?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Personally, I still aspire to become a flying car.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Dream on!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

I always remember that cartoon exists. And this seems to be the only information I can remember about it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

TURBO TEEN! MAKE IT STOP!!!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I wanted to be a microbiologist, but then I extrapolated their average salary.

[–] emergencyfood 1 points 4 months ago

Pharma companies pay decently well.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I wanted to be q from james bond

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I want to be Q from Star Trek.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Its Doctors and Engineers here

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago

That seal is a classic troll.

The kind that made people laugh instead of nerd rage.

I thought they were mythical.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I pictured a seal opening a beer and in a deep voice says, “Damn. Nice place cat. Mind if I stretch out on your couch!?”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Heh. I pictured the seal saying

say hi to your mother for me, okay?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (5 children)

DAE read this as Seal the musician?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

🎵 There used to be marine biology in your hooome 🎶

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

it wasn't even the first take, the headline had me wondering whether Seal was a marine biologist

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I was expecting the cat to be serenaded.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Absolutely 😁