Fuck Discord.
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It's great for what it's intended for, a gaming voice/text chat server.
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Seriously fuck discord
No don't, it's a good chatting service, much better than Messenger for one. Fuck users who misuse a chat app as customer “service” rather than writing documentation!
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I'm not 41 yet, but even if you csn somehow make a chat room app replace the functionality of code documentation or a few simple example code snippets... should you? You're also hosting on GitHub and not on MEGA, even though you could...
To be fair, a discord comment from five years ago is still more helpful than Amazon AWS's actual documentation.
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Pull requests welcome!!
I'm usually on the documenting side of things. If something like this starts unfolding, I produce text or HTML files anyway, they go on github/lab/whatever, and I wash my hands of what happens next.
In the end I write documentation mostly for myself. When the company can't figure things out over Discord or whatever ephemeral chat interface they use, I get called anyway.
> I produce text or HTML files anyway
I do extensive in-code documentation. The compiler discards all comments so I don't worry about commenting my code. Source code is for humans to understand and write anyways.
Oh, yeah. My source code is like 60% comments by weight (or more). Although I typically produce separate standalone documentation for management or semi-technical staff. You know, people who know enough to possibly break something, but not enough to fix it afterward. I find it useful when trying to train new people too.
User-facing documentation is a completely different thing, yes.
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Also, putting documentation in a format that has way too many features so just reading docs takes up 40% of CPU usage. Yes ,fuck you for using gitbook, i hate it so fucking much