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[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Aurenkin 47 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't know how to React to this.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think we all just need a different, Angular approach

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You might say he was very svelte

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Made the mistake of using react for a mobile app and my god why is it this convoluted, why are the error messages always along the lines of "something went wrong with networking 🤷"

Unfortunately I'm stuck with it now

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

react is better than the days when we jquery everything

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Am I the only one left writing pure JS webpages? I swear for the stuff I've done recently, adding React or even jQuery makes things 10x more complicated and bloated. The base JS support browsers have now is actually great. It's not like the old days trying to support every browser back to IE6

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

When you are writing some complex web app, you will wish you used a framework. Some web apps can have more than 50 pages with multiple states that depend on remote data to be locally cached and synced depending if you are online/offline. Framework can handle a lot of the heavy state management for you and even provide a nice UI component library. But I do agree that React is too much, but jQuery is being replaced by vanilla JS. That is why I usually use Vue. But for simple stuff, yes, Vanilla JS is pretty much good enough

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

No framework will make FSM for you. Managing state of web ui is not as hard as managing state of game.

Using TCP for networking? Loss, retransmit, lag, you're dead. Using UDP for networking? Loss, desync, you're dead. Sending full game state? Congestion, loss, lag, dead. Doing sync right, but still pushing too much data? Congestion, loss, lag, dead. Also keeping on server you need not only track game state, but what game state client confirmed to receive.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I like base JS and I like jQuery. Only reason I'm using React is for native cross platform mobile/web but I'm beginning to regret choosing it for that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (7 children)

I assume you mean react native, not react, unless you're using something like capacitor. React native is a far shot from react and is much more annoying to deal with.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Linux has better error messages. "Dazed and confused, but trying to continue".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I am spoiled by dotnet and rust error messages. They tell you exactly what the problem is, where it is, and in rust's case sometimes even how to fix it

Then there's C with "segmentation fault"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

and in rust's case sometimes even how to fix it

Then there's C with "segmentation fault"

  1. You are comparing compiler-generated errors and runtime errors
  2. Rust can trigger segmentation fault and bus error too.
  3. GCC's error messages are very detailed, sometimes can contain suggested solutions.

For example if I will try to compile helloworld without including stdio.h, gcc will warn implicit declaration of function ‘printf’(by default, almost everyone make it error with -Werror=) and will suggest note: include ‘<stdio.h>’ or provide a declaration of ‘printf’. And runtime error reports are as good as programmer makes them, no matter language program was written in.

I am spoiled by core dumps(although rust technically has them too).

Also in context of kernel, it will print stack trace and (if used) will kexec into another kernel that can make core dump or continue working.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Try writing your backend with browser limitations and see what kind of wild wrappers you make to keep yourself sane.

[–] xmunk 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I remember the day of php files outputting html to the browser... it was 95% as functional as the stuff written in react and node today and incredibly simple.

Heck, at my company, I still sneak in old-school HTML files when I can.

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[–] notquitetitan 4 points 4 months ago

You mean NodeJS lol

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I didn't read the community name and wondered who tf thought the back end of a goose requires more attention than the front end

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Well...depends on what the vertical distance is I'd wager....

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (27 children)

You can write a stateless server. You can’t do stateless front-end since you have to deal with user interaction.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Often me. I make tools/interactions for learning management systems. So the back end is a thid party I have no controll over. Just take the api and make the magic happen.

You need me to save data somewhere but don't want to buy server space? Sure we can cram that into places it's not ment to go within the system. It will slow things down and likly cause issues but it's free.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

The proliferation of libraries that exist only to fix the problems introduced by making everything an SPA is hilarious. Everything in web tech from the last decade is basically “there was an old lady who swallowed a fly”*.

*see also Cloud and container DevOps

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I do think everything has its place. For example, you can do offline PWA with SPA since a page load doesn't need a call to the server for rendering it. It also saves processing time/bandwidth by offloading the server from the burden of rendering the page. Once the page has loaded, the web app only needs data, not markup nor style. And last is that it is great since it only requires a browser without needing to write native apps in myriad of languages. Distributing and installing it is also not limited by the Apple/Google tax.

For clouds, there are certain workflows that can surely benefit from it. Maintaining your own infrastructure 24/7 with minimal downtime can be overwhelming for SMALL teams, especially one man show. Even more so when the product/web apps suddenly blows in popularity and now need to scale. Even more so when it is being DDoSed. The point is, many things can go wrong. And when you are deploying it for 24/7 use, down times can be costly. Deploying to cloud early and then slowly building towards on-premise after the team gets bigger is a viable route IMHO

And last is container devops. I think it also solves a lot of problems in multi-tenancy or even when running multiple services. Not everyone will use the latest-and-greatest version of a shared library. If the library is somehow conflicting with other tenants/service, you will have a bad time. Also, developing inside a container or virtual env can make testing and messing around safer since you didn't affect your system installation.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

If that were true, you'd have more front end devs being able to do backend instead of the other way around.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

These are completely different types of skills. Front end is complex because there's an explosion of different states driven by how the user interacts with the UI. On the other hand, backend workflows tend to be a lot more structured. You get a request, do some processing, fetch some data, and return a response.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (13 children)

From where I sit, it seems like frontend is closer to being a graphic designer than on backend.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (7 children)

Backend devs can do frontend?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
  <body>
    <p>Hello World</p>
  </body>
</html>

here i wrote you a frontend

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

And yet it still works better than a MB of JS

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes. It'll look like a Geocities page, but yes.

[–] xmunk 3 points 4 months ago

Pah, as if Geocities had the good taste to use courier new.

Also, more seriously, if all the client needs is a geocities page is it reasonable for a front end developer to build it in react?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

As a backend person, lol no. I mean I can make a thing that works, but it will require eye bleach afterwards, and I'll hate every moment of building it.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

That goose should be made mandatory in all customer meetings.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Frontend devs are the perps and victims at the same time.

Anti Commercial-AI license

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

É você que financia essa merda!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

As an infra guy... What's backend in this context?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Backend code, basically what is ran on the server and manages user requests, database interactions, etc.. Frontend is the user end, so managing input, displaying information from server requests, etc. and is in the form of an app or website page.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

As a network guy...open up your favorite web-managed application and open the developer console. Inspect the transactions you see and compare it to the applications REST API reference, and you'll likely find a lot of commonality (and maybe some undocumented endpoints!).

Backend made the API and everything that is performed by it. Front end is doing the GUI based off the response and promoting for input.

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