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The future is going to be great!

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

and the eagle wept at the beauty he beheld

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Let the eagle sssoooaaarrrr

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

"How about a nice cup of Liber-TEA‽!"

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Surely nothing will go wrong.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Just wait until we have autonomous robot flame throwing dogs!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

When the kids from next door lose their ball over the fence and try and retrieve it they're gonna get a face full of flame!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That'll teach the little shits!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

But can it do things like dig trenches and remove small to medium sized plant roots? I got some jobs I need help with and this is like 1/6th the cost of quotes I received.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Just get a regular dog for that.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I have 3 lol

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Same company sells the flame thrower for $700, and it's mounted on top of a robot that's available for $1500. They just plugged the trigger of the flamethrower into the auxiliary port that the dog comes equipped with.

This thing is entirely a marketing ploy to draw attention fo their line of products (flame throwers).

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

And it worked!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Perfect for tracking down copies of banned reading materials!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

It'll have no trouble reaching 451°F, for sure.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Guy Montag is that you?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Every true, red-blooded American needs one!

[-] agentshags 2 points 2 months ago

Combine your guns and your barbeques!

[-] fruitycoder 1 points 2 months ago

NGL BBQ made by flamethrower robot dogs would be pretty hot.

[-] agentshags 1 points 2 months ago

As the kids it's fire bruh

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Can I? The article only mentions American regulations and laws regarding flamethrowers (and even admits that those laws may restrict the sale or use of these weapons platforms).

Makes no mention of European laws. Somehow I'm doubtful that weapons heavily controlled by geneva protocols, mounted to drones, are legal for civilian use here. I'm surprised they're even okay over there!

(Outside of specialist equipment for trained and qualified civilian personnel, I'm sure someone somewhere still uses them as a defoliant for example, as unwise as that seems given all the wildfires these days...)

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Those dang socialists never let us have nice things!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

The Geneva Convention only applies to government/military bodies. It doesn't regulate private individuals.

Others laws probably apply though regarding a fucking flamethrower.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I, for one, welcome our new flame-throwing robotic overlords.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I thought you couldn't buy Spot, only rent?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

You can buy it these days. And this is not spot, but one of the cheap knock-offs.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

This particular robot is available $1500. (Without attachment) It's not much more that a remote controlled toy, not an autonomous robot.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

This is the best summary I could come up with:


If you've been wondering when you'll be able to order the flame-throwing robot that Ohio-based Throwflame first announced last summer, that day has finally arrived.

It features a one-hour battery, a 30-foot flame-throwing range, and Wi-Fi and Bluetooth connectivity for remote control through a smartphone.

It also includes a LIDAR sensor for mapping and obstacle avoidance, laser sighting, and first-person view (FPV) navigation through an onboard camera.

The company lists possible applications of the new robot as "wildfire control and prevention," "agricultural management," "ecological conservation," "snow and ice removal," and "entertainment and SFX."

Back in 2018, Elon Musk made the news for offering an official Boring Company flamethrower that reportedly sold 10,000 units in 48 hours.

Even so, to state the obvious, flamethrowers can easily burn both things and people, starting fires and wreaking havoc if not used safely.


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