this post was submitted on 21 Apr 2024
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I just think they're neat!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Couldn't find his new hockey mask.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Probably misses his old hockey mask

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

There may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house!

[–] Mouselemming 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm confused. Is.. is this Loss?

(Got here from All, haven't watched Simpsons in years, probably missing something much more obvious to you all.)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Homer is actually not alarming Bart, who is peacefully sleeping. As opposed to.

[–] Mouselemming 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

What do you call a grateful Spanish footballer with no legs?

Gracias.

What do you call a team of grateful Spanish footballers with no legs?

Muchos Gracias.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Haha! Your epidermis is sticking out!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

See epidermis means your hair, so technically it's true.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

1st prize! 1st prize!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

pictures taken moments before clown eats child

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Stop, stop. He's already dead.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)