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[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I want just 1 ridiculously long spaghetti noodle that everyone at the table shares.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

there's just 2 ends tho, and you wouldn't cut spaghetti, right??

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

That would bring shame and dishonor to any Italian blood in you. Instead, you keep eating from opposite ends until you kiss, passionately.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yes but what if you don't have it? Are you not going to cook spaghetti?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Iono I'll probably just jack off.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Fair enough.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I always cook the whole package, which is usually about 500 g.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I intentionally cook an outrageous amount of spaghetti to save some for later. We are not the same.

If you want to cook exactly the right amount and don't have a spaghetti measurer just weigh them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I freeze it in portions to take to work for lunch

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes I eat enough that I have plenty of leftovers, and sometimes I eat enough that I'm confused as to why I have no leftovers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Sometimes I don't eat all the left overs for second and third dinner.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

If you have one of those spaghetti scooper things (I forget what they’re called), that hole in the middle is used to measure out about one serving’s worth.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

IMHO A rough rule of thumb is the amount you can grab with just your pinkie finger is one portion for you

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

*a rough rule of pinkie

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

i usually aim for about 80g dry per person

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Usually for me I make about 80g, that seems to always mostly be right

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

That's a huge removed.