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[–] [email protected] 331 points 1 year ago (8 children)

A highly compatible design with no ads, unnecessary images, videos, animations, scripts that goes straight to point delivering you exactly the information you need and nothing else? Something that's easily accessible even with old feature phones allowing older people to get information easily?
Simply something that loads instantly and just works?

Who would want that?

[–] [email protected] 138 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Found the backend dev. "CUT THIS AESTHETICS NONSENSE! GIMME THE VARIABLE CONTENTS ALREADY! WE'RE 3.54 NANOSECONDS BEHIND!"

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Frontend: "Come on, this needs at least some flair. This isn't the 90s."

Throws React at it

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

React ugh, everybody is using NextJs these da- ....oh, what's that? We've moved on already?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No one who is going to pay you wants that. All they care about is user engagement.

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[–] [email protected] 145 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The page at the top looks perfectly fine. It's useful, it gets the job done and it's lightweight.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

It's almost fine. It needs to include units for the measurements.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You sound like a backend developer.

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[–] [email protected] 116 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Good, that we have specialists for both and nobody is advocating that everyone should be doing full-stack work... oh wait.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Full-stack development and devops: When you need an entire IT department but only want to pay for one person.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As a full stack developer I can assure you I can easily produce the result displayed in both those panels in the image 😏

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

"Full-stack" is just a term invented by stingy employers who try to get 2 for the price of 1

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[–] [email protected] 114 points 1 year ago (5 children)

what is wrong with this frontend? not enough ads? loads too quickly?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

I would hire you as my lawyer.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

No cookie banner with the worst dark patterns of UX imaginable

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[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago

As a backend developer who occasionally has to work on the frontend, that top image is pretty accurate although it requires bootstrap smeared all over to pretty things up a bit. After that it will have the "Good Enough" seal of approval.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God I wish weather pages were more like that first one.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I like to use this one: https://wttr.in/

You can get info for a specific city by appending it like this: https://wttr.in/newyork

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

in Paris

in Paris

in Paris

in Paris

What is this bloat? Trash site.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly you don't even need to make the text field visible. If they can't touch-type that's on them.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would prefer a dropdown list of all possible coordinate combinations.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pfft just go there and feel the air yourself. Knowing the weather in advance is bloat anyway. If medieval sailors could launch ships without weather info and survive 30% of the time, you can too.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I can make HTML look alright if I have to and it's simple enough requirements.

The real hell is making it look good in an email. Oh, you used something from the last 20 years of HTML/CSS progress? Well fuck you.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Looks like a perfectly fine frontend to me.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

After some time toying with CSS I have decided to fuck it and whenever I need to make a website I will just either:

  • Make a plain website with no virtually no styling.
  • Use bootstrap or some other similar shit.
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

No bloat, no Javashit, no problem

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (5 children)

From my experience, devs be like:

Backend, yay! Frontend, nay! ... and I the end, not even the backend works properly.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So in the end, it doesn't even matter?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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