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[–] Deceptichum 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Scorpions are immune to their own venom, thus this scorpion would be able to complete its task of ferrying the smaller scorpion across without succumbing to poison and dying.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)

They will both surely drown.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Scorpions are not good swimmers, but they are proficient enough to survive for approximately 48 hours in water by breathing through their exoskeletons.

And a scorpion with 10 years industry experience in Frog will probably do a lot better than 48 hours

[–] skullone 5 points 7 months ago

You're hired!!! (*After you complete the rest of the 12 interview panels)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Ancient Greek zoology strikes again!